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diagnosticise

To diagnose or to fix a technical problem with style or flair
"Frankie, lemme diagnosticise your phone"
by Big-AJ April 7, 2013
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diagostino

from the italian mafia family diagostino
by Jonas Jones July 19, 2007
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iready diagnostic

true hell worse than having a 3 month surgery
teacher: hey time to do iready diagnostic
students: hey iready is already bad iready diagnostic is worse :(((((((

a few years later

student 1: i got a score of 1
student 2: not bad i got a score of 0.9
the annoying nerd: haha losers i got 30
class: SHUT UP NO ONE WANTS YOUR BRAGGING
by backwards_cones March 4, 2021
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Dragonfist Limitless

A insanely grindy mobile game on the Google Play Store (and soon to come App Store) that plays a trope off of Dragon Ball, whre somebody burned your llamas down and you have to get revenge for them.
Person 1: Did you see the new game that dude was playing?
Person 2: Oh, Dragonfist Limitless?
by Etandoh April 30, 2023
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Dagonit

well dagonit i lost my cow !
by Milkinnthacows September 19, 2010
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Ricer Diagnostics

righ-sir-die-ag-nos-ticks

1) A person who clearly has no idea about how car engines work, but will add up all the engine modifications he has/plans to get with preconcieved horsepower figures to show how fast his car is.

2)A person who looks like hes working on his engine, but he's really just making sure his intake didn't fall off yet and he has no idea what he is doing or what is wrong with his car.
1) (man performing ricer diagnostics) "yea, well the car has 120 hp stock, but i got a intake, muffler, and performance tuner, so its got like 160 hp now, cuz the intakes 15 hp, the mufflers 15 hp, and the chips 10.

2) yea man, theres smoke coming outta the transfuxfibulator there, i just gotta retune my muffler bearings and it should be even faster than before.
by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011
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run some diagnostics on the commode

Tikh: Hey where ya headed to so fast?
Dylan: I just had my morning coffee, and now I gotta run some diagnostics on the commode!
by Lil' Enyaw December 11, 2016
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