Diabeetus 

A reaction to cuteness,similar to a person with a bad case of fangirlisim. Symptoms, are excessive HNNNNGGGing,squeeeing,random squeezing and glomping your screen,and obsessing over said kawaii subject for ever.

Look at this kitten I found!
OMG,I think you gave me diabeetus!

Diabeetus by OfficialPichiroid August 1, 2013

diabeetus 

something random, trying to be funny, out of nowhere

that bumper sticker was so diabeetus...

she sent me a facebook bumper sticker that was diabeetus..whered it come from!?

diabeetus by nikalisa March 4, 2009

Diabeetus McFlurry 

A McFlurry with all the flavors combined as well as fudge and caramel mixed in. Strawberry sauce can be added too, if you're feelin' a little adventurous.

I got a McGangBang for dinner and a Diabeetus McFlurry for dessert. A truly delicious combination.

Diabeetus McFlurry by MCWEEWEEE July 20, 2018

Cleetus Diabeetus 

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

Cleetus Diabeetus by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

Captain Diabeetus

A superhero created for people with Diabetes

Teen - “ Mam look am Captain Diabeetus”

Mam- “ Put your clothes on and take that blanket from your neck. You need your insulin”

Captain Diabeetus by Floppy sticks September 23, 2018

Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus 

When you’re feeling weird and need something to say, “yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus” is a go-to sating. It’s usually used under the context of when after someone has said something strange or funny.

Dude 1: bro, did you know Micheal Jackson’s pronouns are hee/hee?

Dude 2: haha! Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus!

Yeetus the fetus, don’t drink diabeetus by Qunchii December 3, 2018

goomba diabeetus 

when someone died and you don't know why, they died of goomba diabeetus

how did your nan die
goomba diabeetus
oh too bad man I'm sorry

goomba diabeetus by primester November 3, 2020