The unfortunate and crippling phenomenon wherein one is interested only in the small number of potential mates who reside in his or her dorm. This is especially prevalent among freshman males.
Jay and Melissa started dating, but everyone knows he is only attracted to her because of a bad case of dorm goggles.
by worst_wingman_ever February 4, 2013
Get the Dorm Goggles mug.When you meet someone who is normal but goes from 0 to 100 on the douchebaggery scale when hanging out with another douche. Their douchiness is added on to an existing douche structure creating a whole new level of douchiness.
by Dillbox August 3, 2016
Get the Douche Dormer mug.Similar to jet lag, dorm lag describes the gap between current sleep schedule and a conventional sleep schedule, often made apparent when visiting home from college.
by Rag Man December 19, 2010
Get the Dorm Lag mug.A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.
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Get the Leland dorman mug.by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010
Get the doormatted mug.A seemingly causeless state of semi-sickness that afflicts college students living in dorms at the beginning of every year and that mysteriously disappears when at home, only to return again the minute you scan back into your dorm.
CJ: *cough* God damn, when is this cold gonna go away?
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.
Dylan: It's dorm cough dude, that shit is with you for the long haul.
by LRoy10 November 6, 2010
Get the dorm cough mug.a demeanor which constitutes a brainless lack of attention paying- dream/sleep like. being 'dorme' , stupid, blind to obvious shit, or- in some cases- simply a dumb ass.
Root word being Italian for SLEEP
Root word being Italian for SLEEP
by Semaforo January 2, 2010
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