dloor

n. another word for floor when referenced in a situation involving drunks.

Rachel was so wasted she couldn't open her eyes but thankfully for her casey was there to keep her from hitting the dloor

by ImRightYouAreWrong February 10, 2010

anal deflooration

The act of being elevated above the ground by the insertion of a(n) object(s) into one's anal cavity. Originates in the slutty incestial households (barns) of northeastern Arkansas. Hurts really fucking bad!

Susan lost her virginity during her anal deflooration by her brother Cletus.

by Susancletusfuck July 13, 2007

Fallon d’Floor

The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.

Did you see Neymar’s dive? Surely he’s getting nominated for the Fallon d’Floor

by ScientiaEstPotentia October 20, 2023