deranged

this website;

urban dictionary is deranged

(due to all the weird, strange sexual things that are on here)

by Squat Cobbler July 28, 2018

derangedmitskiaddict

(previously catboy_epicurus)

a niche underground internet micro-celebrity, a girlboss who wears baggy clothing not in a billie eilish way, but in a hyper-attentive anti-social nihilistic modernist absurdist trendsetter trailblazer way

loved by all of her followers (not really) (wait no i meant yes really) (help she has a gun to my head)

i was pegged by derangedmitskiaddict last night, it was amazing

by junetheradical July 20, 2021

Deranged

So cool, it's twisted.
Similar to calling something 'sick'.

That party was DERANGED

by yuppppppp May 28, 2009

Defangled

A combination of smashed, stretched, mangled and twisted.

Like old gum in the wrapper at the bottom of the bag.

by Amberleigh August 6, 2004

Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS)

The illness of supporting dOnald tRump no matter how deranged he becomes. The deranged tRump supporter often argues how amazing he is but can produce no actual facts or instances in which tRump actually did something good for America or the American people.

Man, that guy over there thinks tRump is awesome even though he has set American policies back decades, and has every other first world country laughing at us. He must have Deranged tRump Syndrome (DTS).

by DZA36 March 4, 2020

deranged

What happens to vaqueros who leave the prairie too quickly.

Jorge galloped off the ranch an' got hisself deranged. Boy's brain was plumb pasturized. Too mas loco weed, pendejo.

by Two Hep Cats January 4, 2013

Deranged Boner Trance

When a man awakens in an altered state of consciousness due to sexual arousal at any point during the night. While in this frame of mind, his thoughts and actions may exist outside of of his conscious control and include sexting, sleep sex, viewing of pornography, masturbation, or even the purchase of sex toys. He may wake up in the middle of this, or “sleep” through it entirely, and then awaken to the aftermath of whatever his boner led him to do. Similar to sexsomnia, which is a form of parasomnia in which someone will initiate sex while asleep. He may be just awake enough to be conscious but the influence of the raw testosterone coursing through his veins clouds his judgment and leads him by the hand. It is most likely to occur when your sexual urges are not being adequately satisfied, however some men experience this regardless.

“Rodney is a perfect gentleman by day but the moment he falls asleep, he enters a deranged boner trance and cannot rest until his raging erection is satisfied.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech February 3, 2021