private detective

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts

That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!

by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007

Depeche Mode

The best New Wave band ever. They are from Basildon, England.

David Gahan, Lead Vocalist
Martin Gore, Primary Songwriter, Vocals, Guitars, Keyboards.
Andrew Fletcher, Management, Occasional Keyboards
Alan Wilder, Producer, Keyboards, Drums, Vocals

They formed in 1981, as a Underground New Wave Group, they rose to fame when they released 2 singles in 1984(People Are People, Master And Servant) and were aquired by Sire Records shortly after. In 1991 they were voted most popular on MTV's Most Wanted Bands of the 80's. Depeche Mode started having trouble when Alan Wilder left in 1995, they released 5 singles from 1997 to 1998 then getting dropped by Sire Records. In 2001, they would be picked up by Reprise/Mute Records and would begin creating music again. It is rumored that Playing the Angel will be their second to last record.

Depeche Mode's Popular Songs:

Master And Servant
Enjoy The Silence
People are People
Strangelove
Shake The Disease
Policy of Truth
Precious
It's No Good
The World in my Eyes
A Question of Lust
I Feel You
Never Let Me Down Again
But Not Tonight
Death's Door
Personal Jesus
Just Can't Get Enough
Halo
Walking In My Shoes

by tWiSTeDWiLeDaNdSiCK December 24, 2005

Depeche Mode

The band responsible for making goth/synth pop accessible, not by making it by any means 'accessible' but just really releasing well-crafted music that was filled with a beautiful emotion... Gore's music and Gahan's vocals are worthy of praise.

DM pioneered the dark side of synth pop to the masses.

by oriya June 7, 2005

wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

by xxxsecretg September 19, 2008

shoe detective

A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.

"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"

by Vince dogg January 17, 2007

nigger detector

Every person has one. Your EARS! when feel you feel the bass from 50 feet away coming from a persons car, you can generally assume the person in it is african american or just a wigger.

(Loud ass Bass sound)
1: what the hell?
2: Nigger alert, nigger alert
1: what?
2: my nigger detector is going insanse right now!
1: OMG! you were right there they are in that car with the loud ass bass coming down the street.

by nhboyz March 26, 2011

Detachable Penis

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010