Desmond Elliot

The cause of every bad thing that happens in Nigeria

Light no dey??... Na Desmond Elliot cause am

by Naija Jollof May 6, 2021

Desmond Elliot

The cause of all problems and bad occurrences in Nigeria

A tornado tore my house down.. it was caused by Desmond Elliot

by Jonjo tony May 5, 2021

Destination fucked

A rickety ladder and a few skinny children holding it. While an over weight man tries to go for glory. This may as well be the dictionary definition of destination fucked

“Unfortunately there is an innocent nut-sack being sent to destination fucked right there”

by Nut-sack Jones September 6, 2018

Destinee

A true best friend with a rough background, large sense of humor, and someone who simply just doesn't know her own beauty. Destinee goes by Des to her close friends. She shares thousands of inside jokes with anyone she considers a friend. She tries to hide her emotions through fake smiles and forced laughs, but only her best friends can see through her act. Although she's not one to look for a fight, she will risk her life to defend someone she cares about, and is more likely to protect someone else instead of herself. Destinee is very creative and fun to be around. While many people may crowd around her because of her funny personality, she doesn't think much of them. She's independent, loyal, random, and full of life. Destinee loves to read and write and has a passion for music. Typically humble, Destinee goes above and beyond everyone's standards and strives to be all that she can be. Do not backstab her. She will never betray you. Destinee will be someone who puts others first constantly. Since she finds music relatable, she will know millions of songs and has a perfect voice to sing them, but her shyness gets the best of her.

Thank you Destinee, for your long lasting friendship and years of laughter.

by TSABeast February 20, 2015

Destinee

a beautiful name for a beautiful girl. They're known for having a sassy attitude but still lovable. They are also known as freaks in the sheets. She wont let anything get in the way of what she tries to succeed.

I wish i had me a Destinee

by queen_royalty July 2, 2015

Destination fucked

A lady drinking beer and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while...here’s a kid pulling the finger. To the right you’ll notice fire... and there’s a fat pig.

Ohhh, he landed up in destination fucked !

He took the longest time to get to destination fucked.

by Ozzy man November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When a drunk female standing on a roof tries to pull of a skating trick and gets flipped off by a child, all while in the presence of fire and a large farm animal.

"There's a Shiela drinking beer, and hitting herself, she tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard, she lays there for a while, there's a kid pulling the finger, to the right you'll notice fire, AND THERE'S A FAT PIG"
"Okie Dokie, if someone could write about this being the new definition of Destination Fucked on Urban Dictionary, that would be great"

by LazarouDave November 29, 2018