deasembled

a nasty girl or guy, that has a deformed face which appears to have been taken apart and put back together in the wrong order or with missing pieces

oh hey guys have you seen guliana dilorenzo she is so deasembled

by caitlynlanders October 11, 2011

desemble

to rend; break up; divide; to separate

He worked feverishly to desemble the angry protesting crowd.

The broken relationship was desembled by too much selfishness.

by Shenonymous December 20, 2018

desemenate

1. v. to extract the semen out of something

2. v. (slang) to take the manliness out of something

Dude Jack's been desemenated from modern television.

by vVincentv July 6, 2008

11 desember

National ask someone to be your friend day

11 desember

You: Hey wanna be friends
Them: sure heres my snap
You:thx ill text tou later

by Eva The person who write this December 8, 2020

desember 1

They are clever and kind if you want a friend chose someone that he bornd at desember 1

Mary's boy friend was bornd at desember 1

by I am clever October 22, 2019

squirming dersman

When a fly fisherman is eating out a girl, he reaches over to a bucket of warm water that he has prepared and pulls out a live rainbow trout. He proceeds to shove the trout up the girls vagina until she orgasms .

1. Mac gave the love of his life, aktrout girl, a squirming dersman after a long day of fishing on the river. She proceeded to immediately dump her loser boyfriend in search of a much more exhilarating experience with mac.

2. Upon becoming intimate with a friend of his for the first time, Austin gave her a squirming dersman. This immediately got them both in the mood for a long night of love making.

3. Ray was being apathetic about flyfishing, until he received a squirming dersman from a local fly fisherman.

by rainbowtrouter February 12, 2014

20 desember

Hug youre best friend day

You have to hug youre BFF 20 Desember

by Memyselfandi123456789 December 19, 2019