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Derpitude

Being afflicted by or suffering from an extreme case of Derp.

Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.

If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..

Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
by Bumpled Foreskin November 18, 2011
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Derpatology

Derpatology, The scientific study of scene kids, whoppers and any other life form that contradicts themselves in so many ways. Basically idiots that cannot spell, use grammar or sentence structure properly and then insult other people on those pieces of the English language.
"My spelling is fine and so is my sentance structer. It is spelld correctly and a properly formed sentance. hos comment is invalid? Not mine."

One example that is studied for the logicality behind it in Derpatology
by TecK April 8, 2012
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derpatologist

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!
by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017
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Derpatribe

derp - a - tribe

Noun

1. A forceful and bitter verbal attack against someone or something containing logical fallacies and inaccurate statements or consisting of arguments that make little sense.
2. An idiotic rant.
Every time Donald Trump talks about Obama's birth certificate it turns into a derpatribe.

I was on the forums yesterday reading some derpatribe this idiot wrote.

If you are going to write a derpatribe like this, you might as well just throw poo at them.
by a reasoned person November 10, 2012
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Derpatitis

When something is so derpy, you could almost say it was infected with derpness.
“Dary-anne has a serious case of derpatitis!”

“God, I know right?!”
by ERICK C. EC March 12, 2024
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