derm

interjection. similar to day-um. Usually used to express happiness or shock, but can be used to express frustration.

The girl saw the hot guy and said "Derm! He is so fine!"

by sharker17 February 18, 2009

derm

a term used to describe a cigarette.

I just smoked nine derms, now I'm going to smoke another five.

by Julian L August 17, 2007

Sperm Derm

A skin-like film which forms on the penis after ejaculation, when the semen dries.

John: Dude! Your dick skin is peeling!

Joe: Oh that?!? No that is my sperm derm. I was masturbating in the kitchen an hour ago.

John: Oh. Okay.... Hey this egg flour soup tastes kinda funny.

by rogerthewhale August 18, 2010

derms style

get her to take her nikers off and just run with the nikers

i did your mother derms style last night

by red hair tauren February 13, 2009

Micro Derm Abrasion

Micro Derm Abrasion is what happens when you use cheap toilet paper - it makes your butt raw after repeated wiping much like sand paper would do.
Micro Derm Abrasions are common in office buildings, gas stations, Grandma's house, etc. In extreme cases there are chunks of wood embedded in the tissue.

Using the toilet paper in our office building is like getting a Micro Derm Abrasion on your butt.

by 9key April 24, 2006

er de derm scern

on the damn scene

I'm er de derm scern

by kevon March 22, 2004

Derm

an annoying, disgusting person that smells like a mans poop/rotten eggs

dude that person is a total derm.

by fishieeee June 28, 2022