Danny DeVito

God

Danny DeVito just blessed me with his all holy power.

by Danny The Microwave April 26, 2019

dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Danny Devito

One of the best people to roam the earth. Some believe him to be a reincarnation of Jesus himself

Bob “Danny Devito is life”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 10, 2017

Dorito breath

The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.

Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.

I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.

Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!

by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013

Dorito Damage

To wound the inside of one's mouth with the sharp points of a Dorito's brand chip or any other brand of mouth-shredding snack food.

Ow! I just did some Dorito damage to the roof of my mouth when the sharp point of the chip stabbed directly into the pizza-blister burn I got last night.

by Marcus Solomon April 23, 2008

Daddy Devito

Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps

Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name

Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug

by alrightalrightdaddeh January 21, 2020