Polish Mine Detector

Polish Mine Detector
The Polish mine detector is an innovation which dates back to The WWII. The PMD is without doubt the most famous Polish innovation ever and this is not a coincidence - an average Polish individual has got two Polish mine detectors.
The Catholicism secures the production to fill needs over the mine fields worldwide. Though these devices are considered as hi-tech, still they're relatively cheap due to the mass production.
The humanity hasn't died yet, thanks to the PMD!

Media mogul Ted Turner once stated a rhetoric question to his audience while kicking his leg in the air:
"Ever seen a Polish mine detector.."

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by O.W.H. October 23, 2012

band director

1. The most awesome teacher you will ever have. Often makes funny jokes, pokes fun at band students and spends an enormous amount of time making the band sound and look good.

"That band director, Mr.Minick, is a really cool guy!"
"I know right?! He's the best teacher ever!"

by Tbabstbone November 26, 2011

DirectorDuck

A youtuber who makes okay-ish Minecraft videos. his friends are chickenbanannaa (diaper eater), commandremu (yeezy lover/parush parati) and razorratgaming (the type of guy who jumps off bridges for fun). DirectorDuck is known for wearing "howdy hats" which are basically cowboy hats while riding his howdy horse and drinking apple juice because tasty. He is okay at video games.

"hey, have you seen DirectorDuck's new video?"
"yeah, he is very okay at video games."

by martdapoopson February 27, 2021

Urban Dictionary Gay Directory

A complete list of what teens and pre-teens are gay,queer, fag,etc. Updated daily.

The Urban Dictionary Gay Directory is a bunch of young turds calling each other gay.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

Gaydar detector

A gaydar is well known as a sence that makes a person able to single out a homosexual in a crowd.

A gaydar detector is a piece of machinary that singles out the person able to spot homosexuals in a crowd.

The form and color of the machinary varies from brand to brand.

Person 1: Hey you see that guy over there?
Person 2: ...yeah?
Person 1: Look at my Gaydar detector
Person 2: The needle is totally pointing towards him!

by Rollo Mungo November 30, 2009

Directorgasm

What happens when a Director gets inordinately excited about something (usually unachievable) - often ends in a sticky mess.

Co-worker 1: I hear you were on the wrong end of a Directorgasm in the staff meeting this morning.
Co-worker 2:Yeah he saw some Powerpoint slides at a sales demo and now I have 2 weeks to build him a system that works the same.
Co-worker 1: Sucks to be you

by curmudgeonly cyclist November 20, 2010

wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

by xsecretg September 19, 2008