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Deptford Punk

Virtually any form of punk living in the suburban town of Deptford in southern New Jersey; they're typically lazy, don't really do anything, have no sort of interest when it come to politics...they just like to look punx as fuck. They can be seen standing outside the Deptford Mall in the the infamous "Deptford Punx stance", which consists of standing with their legs spread as wide as they can go in a "V" shape, trying to look punx as hell. But most know that their moms and dads bought them that Crass backpatch along with their sparkling new Doc Martins from Hot Topic, despite their claims that they "stole" them and it was "punx as fuck".
Oh he's outside, standing around...like a Deptford Punk.
by Jeffy the Garden Hose January 27, 2011
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deptford day

A day in May when all or most of Deptford goes to Fassola and hang around. Fireworks start as soon as it gets dark. This day celebrates the founding of Deptford. 2008 was the 35th anniversy of Deptford Day. A parade with most of Deptford's little league teams procede Fassola park.
"Dude, Deptford Day rocked this year!"

"I so wanna go next year."

"I heard a lot of fights happen at Deptford Day."
by nicolebaby June 17, 2008
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Deptford New Jersey

The breeding grounds for future crackheads and potheads.
"Yo, we don't have to move to Camden to be gangsta, Homes. We from Norfwood. We Deptford New Jersey niggas!"
by Melissa mose December 13, 2006
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Deptford square dance

After shagging your girlfriend into a coma, you shut her up in a crate and mail her to Mozambique. Then you dig up Elvis' corpse, take his thigh bone and club Paul McCartney to death with it. You lay low till your girlfriend returns from Mozambique with a baboon in tow, then you have a threesome with your girlfriend and the baboon. Afterwards you crate up the girl again, mail her to Montevideo, and marry the ape.
The Deptford square dance is an interesting way to spend a weekend.
by Modern Loafers October 22, 2006
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Deptford discount

A Deptford discount is the acquisition for free of something that should cost money. It was originally made popular by the residents of the London suburb of Deptford.
Dave: Ey, Kev, what're you doin, the till's over there?
Kev(cramming pockets with postcards and other stuff): Shut up! They might notice! Anyway, I think it's free. so that means it is!
by Markymarkymark May 1, 2005
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Deptford Girl

A girl in a town called deptford, who is the most brain dead and skank female to ever live, if you live in deptford you are fucked if you wanna date a girl from deptford. Each of them backstab each other and have a goddamn unstoppable medal if you know what I mean.
“Yo how are you and your girl?”
“Ahh she’s a deptford girl, that shit ain’t gun a last more than a week”
by Faggot that wears shorts July 22, 2020
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west deptford

West deptford New Jersey is a big but not too big town in south jersey. A quiet town that cares about their high schools football team, more than their taxes. Known to make great athletes and lots of sluts with a good majority of freaks. But one thing that is always to be remembered in west deptford is... Fuck haddonfield
by Matty zit November 18, 2013
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