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Dennis Langevin

A strange bald creature that somehow managed to get his job as the Hendrick Middle School Orchestra Director, despite his love for souls and mustard. He will often scream at random times and scare small children. This of course is why he teaches middle school, not elementary school. He has no soul, but he DOES have a heart. This is why he takes the souls of his students, and band kids. He uses them to keep him alive. He stores his souls in a closet to consume later on. Dennis Langevin is not only powered by souls, but his love for Starbucks. There are many theories about Dennis Langevin. None of these theories are ever true however. No one has, and ever will know the truth about Dennis Langevin.
Dennis Langevin loves to eat souls with mustard, and wash it down with his Starbucks.
by RyanS34 February 21, 2017
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The Dennis System

Made famous in the tv series It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis Reynold's fool proff system to get any girls undying love and devotion for life.

D- Demonstrate Value
E- Engage Physically
N- Nuture Dependence
N- Neglect Emotionally
I- Inspire Hope
S- Seperate Entirely

The way to win any girl's heart.
Kalee- "The pizzas good."
Dennis- "Your the one thats good."
The Dennis System
by delamp November 21, 2009
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Denise

Denise is a very smart, sexy girl who can be very emotional at times. Denise tends to care about people ALOT. That is, until they back stab her😅. Denise is fun to be around, likes to joke around alot. But when it is time to get down to business, she get's down. Denise is often described as a beautiful and hyperactive. Denise loves to hang out with guys because girls can be b***hes! When Denise lands in a relationship that she loves, whether it be friends or a boyfriend, she puts in her heart and soul into it. She can be very sensitive yet very rude😂. But we all love Denise!
"Yo. I'm bored. What should we do bro?"
"We could go hang at Denise's. She has video games and everything!"
"She's dope"
by zezebubbles October 16, 2019
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Dirty Denise

A Dirty Denise is a close cousin to a Cougar.

A Dirty Denise looks sweet and innocent, but don’t let her refined exterior fool you.

Dirty Denise is a sexual T-Rex. You don’t stand a chance against a Dirty Denise. She will wear your ass out.
So, our group has a Dirty Denise in it. She is in predatory mode too.
by Bob Fife December 8, 2018
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Dennis

Generous, understanding, smart, and very talented. He is as sharp and as quick-witted as Jim Carrey on speed, but he can also sometimes be brooding like Marlon Brando. He's a strange one, but he will leave you laughing anytime you see him. He has a cute self-consciousness about him that is very charming. He is so gifted that everything just comes to him naturally and effortlessly, but he genuinely thinks he sucks at everything when in fact he doesn't. Which is fine, because that makes him try ten times harder than anybody else at anything that he does. He is also very tough. Stories tell of him wrestling a pack of hungry coyotes that were messing with his cat. Don't ask what happened to those coyotes. He's just one of those few people that have a commanding presence about them, and you instantly recognize him when he steps into a room. Mere mortals tremble by his very presence, but he doesn't see you this way. He is never judgmental towards others, which is refreshing to see. He is very empathetic and always wants to relate to others. I think he's an artist, and a damn good one, but he cringes when hearing that word. He has great difficulty receiving compliments, of all things, and I cannot figure out why. Did I mention he's handsome? He looks like Johnny Depp. On a bad day. His wit, humor, handsomeness, and all around awesomeness, makes me think that he is the reincarnation of Cary Grant.
Dennis: Why are you so good to me?

You: Shall I climb up and tell you why?

Dennis: Lol.
by dont delete me April 18, 2013
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Denise

A beautiful woman. Very athletic and flexible. She had a amazing personality and is very peaceful. She is a great girlfriend. Denise's are also loyal and reliable. They are very thoughtful. Always give never take. They often get their heart broken. They deal with alot but always manage to get through it by their selves. They are very independent and sexy. Also great in bed !
If you've been hurt. Call Denise, she can heal your pain and always be there for you
by Im_Inlove December 23, 2014
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Dannise

Dannise is kind
by Dannise December 21, 2016
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