Demko

1. to engage in masturbation.
2. to stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

inf. to demko
v. demkos, demkoing, demkoed
n. demkoer

Bob caught Mike demkoing, and Mike was very embarassed.

by Cis Dog November 10, 2008

Demographics

Another word referring to what your type is or what kind of person you're into.

From "Zack and Miri"
Brandon: You're not my demographics so I'm not offended.
Zack: What's your demographics?
Brandon:Do you like pussy?
Zack:I do!
Brandon: Then not you!!

by Alfred Miller September 15, 2009

Idiot Demographic

Media slang for daytime television's target audience. Nicknamed for the segment of the population appealed to by commercials running from about 10AM to 5PM. Ads tend to be from industries like for-profit schools (ITT Tech, DeVry), personal injury/tax lawyers (Roni Deutsch, Binder and Binder) and car insurance companies that work with DUIs and tickets (The General, Cost-U-Less). Getting bumped to this timeslot is either the death rattle or a sign of syndication for sitcoms.

"Daytime television, you can tell who’s watching by the three kinds of commercials. Either it’s clinics for drying out drunks. Or it’s law firms who want to settle injury suits. Or it’s schools offering mail-order vocational degrees to make you a bookkeeper. A private detective. Or a locksmith. If you’re watching daytime television, this is your new demographic. You’re a drunk. Or a cripple. Or an idiot. "
Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

"Jerry Springer just got bumped to the idiot demographic."

by SarajevoFixer1 April 23, 2010

Demogurgle

A sexual activity in which one person is wearing the mouth guard from "Watch Ya'mouth" and open mouth gurgles the other persons nuts

"Hey Linda, how's it going with David?"
"Not so bad, we tried the demogurgle last night. Too much teeth for my taste but he liked it."

by PapaPoap October 13, 2019

teddy demko

A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.

Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*

by CamAndMaryellen December 15, 2013

Demogorgon

Villain/ predatory humanoid mind creature from The Upside Down in Stranger Things

The demogorgon invaded Hawkins in 1983 after 11 opened the gate to The Upside Down.

by Stacycakes February 13, 2018

Demographicalizing

The act or process of categorizing a geographical area determined by the population's race.

Tim: What's the address?
Brian: 4500 North Avenue...
Tim: The North Side?
Brian: Yeah...why?
Tim: Is her name Laqueefa?
Brian: Wow, no it's Carol, Mr. Racist.
Tim: That's not racist, that's demographicalizing

by Derek Poundstone July 20, 2010