Delusional

When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.

Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.

by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020

delusionalship

A one-sided love where you constantly think someone is dropping you hints or has a crush on you whilst it's all in your head (a delusion) and they don't actually care.

"I can't believe I was in a delusionalship with her for so long"

by rektx March 6, 2023

Musician Delusion

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

delusions of adequacy

An insult suggesting that someone is not only sub-standard, but that he is incorrect by thinking that he is even up to par. A play on delusions of grandeur.

Clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, Carl nonetheless suffered from delusions of adequacy.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

delusionable

from the latin delusio, the act of being delusional, as coined by a MSFT technologist

That person is delusionable

by GiveUntoCaesar August 13, 2007

Whipgraft Delusion

The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.

When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012