dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

delefating

The act of sneezing in a girls vagina while she is on her period.

"Oh my God" said Ashley. "What"? asked Ali. "Well i was laying in bed last night and I cought Robbie delefating in my twat". Ali "Wow"

by Lola B August 17, 2006

Delexting

Deleting text from your phone before anyone sees them due to the naughty nature of the conversation.

Stone was sitting on his horse delexting the texts he had from last nights conversation with Robin.

by savannahliscious January 15, 2017

Delexting

When you type out an entire essay while texting someone and delete it all and just send lol.

Wow that's hilarious I'm so glad you showed me that, I'm lmao!!! I'm so emotional rn and I find this world so funny sometimes... etc, (deletes all of it) puts lol.
Sorry I just delexted you, I need to stop delexting.

by cjnisawesome February 26, 2017

Deboating

The act of not being on a boat. Something so bad happens, that you are officially 'deboating', or 'unboating.'

1: Dude, in fourth hour today we were totally deboating.
2: Yeah, fer sure.

by Scott Barnes42 February 16, 2010

Denoting

Lets be honest, no one REALLY goes on this site to understand words like suprclafrgcespaldosi oh however thats spelled!
They go here to read something FUNNY while trying to look like they are doing their classwork. What does this word even MEAN!?

"Type an example of how it's used in a sentence..."
"this is Denoting that you've got to type an example of how it's used in a sentence."

by Spidercarlos January 10, 2019

debooting

Waiting for your (compute)r to shut down.

We could not leave (work) until our computers were done debooting.

by Momma 24 March 11, 2010