goth detectives

The mystery adventures of goths Bob Skeleton and Macabre de Coiffure (As played by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand). When the theme tune starts they run out of their coffins... weeelll not run, more like saunter. Goths don't run.

"The goth detectives can get the job done in 48 hours!"
"We could get it done quicker, if we weren't so bloody miserable!"

by Naboo That's Who June 12, 2008

emo detective

emo detective with emo detective hat

don’t kill anymore of his friends

Person 1: oh look there’s shoe itchy
Person 2: yeah he’s an emo detective

by tenkochabashira February 8, 2021

Detective John Kimble

This is the identity Arnold went by in the movie Kindergarten Cop.

"It's not a tuma!"

by Browndown August 10, 2003

private detective

A person who is employed by an individual or corporation to search and uncover the facts

That dude was stealing from the company and they hired a Private detective. Now he is fired and has to pay restitution to the company. Some people never learn!

by The Truth Hunter December 17, 2007

Pierre Delecto

a sex act involving a dressage horse on a car elevator

From the moment Mitt had a car elevator installed in his home, he fantasized about his wife agreeing to try a Pierre Delecto.

by DeathWaffle4432 October 23, 2019

wet-o-wheel detector

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

by xxxsecretg September 19, 2008

shoe detective

A person who is a master at identifying who's pooping in a public toilet just by recognizing their shoes.

"How'd he know I just took a shit?"
"He's a Shoe Detective"

by Vince dogg January 17, 2007