dehydrated 

Hungover. So said because common symptoms of a hangover can be attributed to the dehydrating effect of the alcohol in alcoholic beverages. Also supported by the fact that a large glass of water (or two) before bed after drinking can dramatically reduce hangover symptoms in the morning. Plus it sounds better to say "I'm dehydrated" than "I'm hungover."

"You look like you were out drinking last night."

"I'm dehydrated. Close that curtain and let me go back to sleep."

dehydrated by hera-juno December 22, 2008

Dehydrated 

When an individual has surpassed the categorization of being 'thirsty' and have reached the realm of desperation.

*Coined by Lydon W. Who invented the term after witnessing the extremities by which people will go to achieve attention.

That girl isn't thirsty, she's dehydrated.

Dehydrated by Justlikerome November 7, 2015

Dehydrated 

A person who acts beyond thirsty for attention by bringing up sexual related activities which are irrelevant to the current topic being talked about.

Did you notice how dehydrated she/he was acting for my attention?

Dehydrated by Dezmadre August 3, 2022

Dehydrated 

This refers to a bitch who's salty and thirsty...

That bitch is dehydrated as fuck I need to get up off this other bitch's man

Dehydrated by NikeEliete June 24, 2025

Dehydrated Dog 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.

Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.

Dehydrated Dog by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated water 

Air

“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

dehydrated water by Buurrggeerr June 16, 2019

dehydrated meat curtains 

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

dehydrated meat curtains by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018