Dehydration

A scam created completely by the government to help bottled water companies sell more water

Oh no, I am Dehydration and I'm going to die

by IhaveHIV December 31, 2020

Dehydrated

My girlfriend and i are very dehydrated

Me and my bitch are so thirsty we are now dehydrated and want a couple bottles of water

by [Dillheadthirsty] January 3, 2020

Dehydrated

Being thirsty to a super extended level
Wanting that D so bad, some girls aint thirsty they are Dehydrated (D-Hydrated)

Wendy was so thirsty, she even asked her girls to help her out sealing the deal
Yeah that bitch aint thirsty anymore she is dehydrated, suffering from some serious D-hydration

by Teamwatchyourgirl October 31, 2013

The dehydrator

Defense mechanism of the defender deficating, urinating, ejaculating, vomiting, spitting, sneezing, bleeding, and crying to scare off the offense. Takes extreme practice, willpower, and years of training. Warning: can cause death from dehydration.

The man pulled the dehydrator on the person who was trying to mug him.

by The epitome of knowledge March 8, 2019

Dehydrated Dog

When you are fucking a girl doggy style over a toilet, and while fucking her, make her drink out of either the toilet bowl itself or the tank behind the toilet, and she has to lap at it like a dog.

Person 1: I just fucked Karen like a dehydrated dog in my parents bathroom.
Person: Nice, I hope that water was clean.

by ddog6969 August 30, 2009

dehydrated water

Air

“Hey bro! You want a can of dehydrated water?”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Bro! It’s Air!”

by Buurrggeerr June 16, 2019

Dehydration Quaff

(1.) When a very elderly man ejaculates and only a cloud of sperm comes out.

(2.) Same scenario as #1 but only occurs when a younger male whacks-off while dehydrated causing a sperm misting effect.

I was whacking-off while hiking in the desert and had a dehydration quaff because I hadn't been drinking my urine like Bear Grylls does.

by niggasteve11 March 12, 2010