Declaration of War

When you set the lock screen on your school computer to chocolate milk but the person who uses the computer in the period after you sets it to regular milk.

"I didn't want it to have to come to this, but your heinous acts have left me no choice. What you have presented me is a Declaration of War."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

no declan december

during this month all declans most become non exsistant. if you see a declan you can legally tell him to shut up and die.

holly: oh hey is that declan?
ally: yeah it is.
declan: ayo-
danika: its no declan december GET OUT

by martyforpresident February 10, 2021

morning deflation

When you wake up and start deflating after a nice long night of building up gas throughout your digestive system.

"*beepbeep, beepbeep, beepbeep*
*Stretch, yawn, fart, burp*
Looks like I have started my morning deflation"

"Honey can you take your morning deflation to the bathroom?"

"If I don't start my morning deflation soon I might explode"

by The_ALCH June 15, 2019

Declan McKenna

A very tol sassy vegan boi, who is the queen of glitter, makes cool tunes, and mind boggling tweets.

I watch Declan Mckenna memes 2 to 6 times a day, and watch him have a little giggle.

by FLORISOL February 12, 2018

Dick Deflator

Another term for Boner Killer. Something that deflates the dick when the dick is hard. Erectus interruptus. Hummer bummer.

Man I was jerking it to a porn and the phone rang and it was my Mom! Major dick deflator.

by sarasplayroom.com June 30, 2009

Bill deBlasio

when you troll the assisted livings and nursing home personnel by shipping their patients back to an assisted living or nursing home while infected with an infectious disease

Jack: hey bro did you hear washingtons mayor pulled a Bill deBlasio by shipping those infected elderly patients back into the nursing homes?
John: yeah man my grandma was in one of the hit nursing homes

by Darth N1h1lus July 11, 2020

degangbangerify

To remove all gangbanger tendencies from a gangbanger.

If one were a gangbanger, how would turning a hat degangbangerify said person?

by degangbangerfier May 12, 2014