DeLonker

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

by Protip911 September 16, 2016

Delonktible

After eating a delicious food this is usually said while you are ejaculating because of how good the food tasted.

Keith: That food was delonktible.... And now i need another napkin due to the fact that i just ejaculated.

Bryan: me too

Ryan: Me three

by KRM Beatmaster January 5, 2011

Apple Debonk-Debonk

The new apple Debonk-Debonk is a musical can opener. this is useful if you like to listen to music while you open your tomato sauce.

Hey bro want an Apple Debonk-Debonk for christmas?
Yeah sure, why not?

by Apple debonk-debonk November 26, 2020

Apple DeBonk DeBonk

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.

Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.

After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?

by Cracko298 March 21, 2022

deblock

(verb) Shut down, dissed

John: "Oh man, he got dissed"
Jimm: "Yeah, I deblocked that kid"

by Alli May 13, 2005

deblondified

To explain the content of a situation or to clarify a request so that people with blond hair will also be able to understand.

Speaker: "this is how a clock works"
Blond: "I don't get it"
Speaker: "it shows you what time it is. That should be deblondified enough"
Blond: "when"
Speaker: "Now"
Blonde: "Ok, I get it now"

by Token44 February 29, 2008

deblanketized

to rip the blanket off of, and cause extreme cold and rage from victim for a couple of seconds.

Aniquinstiqua was deblanketized by Bob while playing roblox.

by biggggchungusss February 27, 2019