the dead head

when you squeeze the tip of you dick as you get a boner in order to keep the tip at normal size giving you the ability to shoot your cum further.

what t.j. kilmarten gave you the dead head thats fucken sweet.

by red dick that hurt June 26, 2009

Dead heading

Catching flighs on differenct airlines; free riding.

To get free rides around the world by dead heading on scheduled airline flights.

by Carlos_themexican May 04, 2006

Dead Head

One who has become numb to emotions, usually after being jaded for so long. Trusts no one, has friends but doesn't connect with them. A misanthrope

Damn after breaking up with that bitch jenna, jimmy has been such a dead head.. poor guy.

by Darkronix August 21, 2012

Dead head

Those who forget alot cuz there brain aint workin to keep memory

Dora can never remember to turn around to find stuff. what a dead head.

by DJ Showdown May 20, 2010

Dead Head

A person who is so spaced, zoned out, or stoned they appear almost dead.

"Tom was a total Dead Head in biology today."

by XTheSpaceman August 01, 2014

Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.

Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.

by Twinky Boots March 14, 2016

Dead Head

Dead Head or Dead headedness occurs when one in so redundant in heart mind and soul that all they do is scour the dump sites of the internet..spending their days 'being a computer whizz' ..hitting up the porn sites and lady sites to score some action when in reality they are dead heads..who try to sound and come off like they have their shit together when in reality they really do suck at life and always have the same girl problems..the kind of guy who has been a dater since he was like 9..you know that guy who always has a girlfriend??and always talks shit,has a ton of issues and makes up crap to u and says stuff like its not my fault..
fast forward ten years later he is still a dead head doing the same things since he was fifteen being an immature evil motherfucking asshole in life..acts up on all the fake emo but we know what he is really about..doesn't care about real issues..would never devote a whole 72 hours to one site..and you could say the same in life ..lack of dedication and chanelling engeries means he sucks for life and is just another porn hoarder with a new std to bring to the mating pool..
a talentless hack
a jerk off
a porn hoarder
loser

stds

who always lies about how many girls hes had ..hes had TONS ..but he wont tell u that he will sit his lying ass down and say hes had like two and ur his ....thrid gf..
a total liar,who will say anything to you,doesnt care about ur friends or how u fell,he is just a piece of shit scum dead head

tries to appear like he has other interests wen really all he does is watch porn,p2p and kids naked..

is a total jerk

will be doing the same shit when he is 42..

future wife beater..

by WARTNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 20, 2010