A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
Dead Rat beats is an upcoming music artist who focuses on rap and the safety of roadkill as he himself has experienced animal cruelty firsthand , he raps about his daily struggles of being a rat , in today’s society rats are abused and demeaned and undervalued , this is truly despicable and must change as it will Better the world and bring peace and justice.
His raps are posted on the social media website called: Instagram He will post his tunes on soundcloud soon....
Jimmy the Dead rat is a large laterodent, known for his ravishing humour and exquisite style.
Fellow 1: Good day monsieur
2nd lad: Hello, fine fellow. May I interest you in our late lord and savior Jimmy?
Fellow 1: The dead rat?
Passing Lady: ALL HAIL JIMMY THE DEAD RAT
Passing enby: ah yes, salutations to jimmy
Everyone in chorus: Jimmy, please bless our humble abodes
Timothy, in the distance: And my mansion!
Everyone in chorus: f@#k you Timothy Exeunt