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Obama Dose

An agreeable state of drug intoxication that keeps you going without sending you over the edge. Named after Barack Obama's famously passive and level-headed temperament.
Stoner: "Ah man, I totally got the Obama Dose right this time!"

"Forget about taking too many tabs. Just find the Obama Dose and then you're cool"
by jdivision84 July 14, 2015
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ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die

Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine

fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020
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stacked-dose

Multiple marijuana species, Terpenes, CBD, THC and essential oils to achieve relief for the consumer
Stacked-dose is the manner of taken multiple low dose supplements to achieve positive response with low toxicity
by emilejfagerstromiv December 11, 2018
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doose monkey

Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.

Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.
In the heart of Doose Monkey is Doosemonkeyland.

Holy shit, look at the doose monkey on that bitch.
by Jereboam November 20, 2010
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DDoSiNg

Its when some one attacks a specific IP Address in many cases sending a lot of large packets at once so that the IP Address can not handle all the incoming requests and crashes.

Cheaters on halo 3 use this technique to Host Boot or Standby people.
Dude this guy was DDoSiNg and he lagged me out of the game. I lost my rank.
by OMG iTz W July 28, 2009
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Micro Dose

When you take small amounts of drugs to maintain a constant, but manageable high. Never too high, Never too low.
Let’s micro dose so we feel good, but aren’t too fucked up
by Tale of Yo July 7, 2019
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doses and mimosas

Taking doses of drugs while at the same time consuming a common alocholic beverage called a mimosa.
Hey lets do some doses and mimosas!

What about champagne and cocain?!
by KCS3628 March 26, 2016
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