DDM

-Doo Doo Man, also known as Malcolm, Mac, or Da Kid

-An extremely retarded black male that believes himself to be the shit.

Malcolm promised to dunk at Friday night's game, but he bitched out because he can barely touch the rim... Therefore, he is a DDM.

Damn, man, u is a muhfuckin DDM.

by Jotes February 28, 2008

DDM

"Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker"
A name tag given to a false person who has a considerable amount of body Fat.

"You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker(DDM), obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes"- Matto

by Griefer Jesus (hgh) March 28, 2021

DDM

Dick daddy master

I am her DDM

by Nj1999 August 30, 2019

DDM

DDM or D.D.M. is an abbreviation for Designated Drunk Molester. He's that creepy guy hanging around at a party looking to take advantage of the drunkest girl(s) there. They often sip their drinks slowly, yet pretend to be really drunk in order to have an excuse for their actions the next day.

Friend 1 "Did you see Chris at the party last night?"
Friend 2 "Not really; why, what happened?"
Friend 1 "I think he fucked Lauren in the basement"
Friend 2 "She was wasted! I heard she was puking at like 10 o'clock; what time did this go down?"
Friend 1 "11 maybe 11:30"
Friend 2 "DDM strikes again, huh?!"
Friend 1 "Yeah! What a scumbag!"

by Biggest Skier Around January 22, 2010

DDM

Doodoo maker

Aye bro she got a nice DDM

by RawDogHer July 6, 2021

Dylan DDM

Dylan is a friend who loves to protect you but also punch you and kick you in the balls aka. The gas pedal until you pee blood

Kyle: Dylan what did the teacher just say
Dylan DDM *kicks in the balls*

by Yeetbeetskeet August 29, 2021

DDM

DDM is an abbreviation of the term "Don't diss me." This term was popularized by the Fartzman

"DDM or else the beast will come out."

by goosykinsy April 27, 2025