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dave

"I need to lay a stinkin' dave"
by parrot123 June 4, 2009
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dave

To have a fantastic opportunity and then completely fuck it up like only Dave can
Oh man, Kira totally pulled a dave! He turned that opportunity for an epic success into an epic failure.
by itsnotatumor June 23, 2012
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dave

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dave

To decline an invitation to a casual lunch accompanied by alcohol with work colleagues. But agree to meet for an alcoholic drink or several afterwards.

Usually a result of specific dietary requirements (i.e. kosher, lactose intolerance), previous lunch arrangements or laziness.
Sorry guys, I brought lunch today. I'll probably dave it.
by BroughtLunchToday September 2, 2010
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dave

a very gay individual who loves a good dicking and he is very gay is in love with me men some daves are into ladies but most are gay,a man who has a small but throbbing penis dave is a nice dude but a very gay dude i respect daves keep being gay all u daves
pretty sure all daves are gay dude “yeah they are man haven’t u heard
by cooldude12456 May 4, 2020
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dave dave

a big fat man who mostly gay but can be redeemed mostly daves are weirdos and like to have 5 to 6 men at a time daves are strange creatures and should be locked in a cage because he’s that gay gayness radiates off of dave he is the gayest gay man to ever be gay and he will always be gay if u meet a dave RUN he will try and sex u
u see that man over there,yeah what about him,OH SHOT ITS A GAY DAVE DAVE RUN
by heybro55 May 10, 2020
mugGet the dave davemug.

dave is dave and dave

oh hi dave is dave and dave
by aflie385 January 11, 2023
mugGet the dave is dave and davemug.

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