darf

v.

To dick barf. The act of throwing up on someones penis while giving them head.

Dude, Brandi was so wasted last night and she was totally giving me head. Ohhh God it was awesome - she was doing the choking noises and everything but then she totally darfed. We haven't spoken since.

by AutoBond007 August 10, 2010

Darf

A darf is the male equivalent to a queef (the expelling of gas via the female genetalia). Due to the physical dynamics of the male genetalia, a ‘loading party’ is required. Common practice would suggest that the penis be inserted into an anus and flatulence (fart) be released thus ‘loading the darf’. However this step can alternatively be accomplished my blowing air into the falic body with the mouth or any other vessel containing gas. Once the darf is loaded, the gas will immediately expel from the urethra and result in a sound that has been described as mimicking that of a Kazoo. There you have it ladies and gentlemen, The Darf.

Joe inserted his hammer into her stink hole and she loaded him up with a fresh darf. He then darfed in her face.

by Ben Dover AKA Richard Powers February 2, 2018

Darf

darf is a word meaning anything. this word can mean anything you want. it can be used as a noun or adjective.
it can mean an object or it could describe a person. it's meaning less. also in some cases can be refered to as a questionable thing with a question mark. ex. darf?

darfin
darfing

your such a darf.
that shirt is darfin.

by eandb November 15, 2009

darf

The Mr. Hyde to Dave's Dr. Jekyll

After 7 beers Dave started to disappear and Darf began to emerge

by beeejay June 28, 2008

Darf

A Darf is the male equivalent to a queef. Air is forced through the dickhole from the bladder creating a high-pitched piccolo-esque sound. Most darfs have a pungent odor and are known to be followed by fresh gunder cheese pouring from the putrid dickhole. Potential Darfs are created in the bladder after watching Rosie O'Donnell's new talkshow, the first 5 minutes of any Ellen Degeneres show, or anything on the bravo network. The most famous of the Darfer's is Nicholas Cage who lead the fight to end the genocide in Darfur, where most Darfer's are banished to in 3rd World Countries.

Darf can also be used in a derogatory way.

-"That guy was such a darf, I'm pretty sure everything he was wearing was from forever 21"

-"Dude, my girlfriend turned me on to Chelsea Lately. She's actually really funny!"

"..... your fuckin' Darf"

-"Did you hear that new rain dance maggie song by the red hotchilli peppers? they're fuckin darfs now."

by SnookiSnatch October 26, 2011

Darf

Race fans who drink to much and become beligerantly drunk while at a race track. Drunk ass race fans are normally found at a nascar race and end up walking around shirtless.

Hey sally this idiot just said he's looking for the late dale earnhart's pit stall. What a darf!

by Oldham_racing August 4, 2009

darf

"Darf" is "Darfur" shortened. Because Darfur, a region in Sudan, is fucked up (see War in Darfur, and remember that the UN has declared that it is not a genocide) calling someone a darf is to call them unfortunate, underprivileged, and fucked up with many potential, interwoven, perhaps unfathomable and unlikely, causes. This is to insult their intelligence, pride, etc.

You darf! You thought that was a joint? That's a hand rolled! Do you feel blazed?

Damn you told me the history test was on chapter 29.1, you darf! It was on 29.6. That's not even close.

I can't believe I thought that she would hook up with me if she wasn't drunk. I'm a darf.

by not blazed enough May 15, 2008