where da pico at?

How a black step-dad that’s dating a mexican woman asks where is the pico de gallo

Brandon (black step-dad): : EMILY
Emily (mexican woman): What?

Brandon (black step-dad): Ay yo, where da pico at?

by ceanalhehe May 10, 2019

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Damico

literally the boy that you would get jealous over his eyelashes because they’re so freaking long. He’s a natural athlete, yet he’s short for some mysterious reason. He’s that kind that have true friendship. And to be honest, he’s also the one that seems cute and sweet at first, but trust me. He can be playful and dark sometimes. He have that kind of dick that is larger than his age. Hahahahaha. His name is Damico Hammer. He will hammer your heart so watch out!

Gym... playing stepping stone

Damico: (name), step on my feet. We’ll have more room for the others. We gotta win this.
Me: you’re small though. I’m literally gonna freaking crush you.
Damico: just do it!
Me: *step on his feet* (omg a boy is freaking so fucking close to me IWANTTODIE)
Also me: * “accidentally” touch dick through his pants wth leg while trying to making myself comfortable on his feet* HOLYSHITTUE I TOTALLY DID NOT MEANT TO DO THAT. TOTALLY. HAHAHA...
Friend : wow (name’. I see how you are. I see. Why am I even friends with you. *facepalm*

by ICRAVEDFORBTSDICKS October 23, 2019

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