dankus memeitus

A special illness caused by extreme exposure to dank memes.

I have a terminal illness of dankus memeitus.

by Mass murderer 666 March 23, 2017

dankumentary

A documentary, only more dank.

A: Hey bro, have you seen that new dankumentary on Netflix?
B: Hell yeah it was pretty freakin dank bro !

by Mauren420 May 18, 2016

dankusmaximus

a type of home grown marijuana known to make people think they're higher than they really are. or just some very dank smoke you got from some other stoner.

"dude we just finished some of this dank at the party"

"what was it?"

"No clue man I'm just gonna call it dankusmaximus"

by jazon giggleings August 21, 2009

dankus memus

When you're the lord of the memes or use memes a lot you name yourself Dankus Memus.

I AM DANKUS MEMUS LORD OF MEMES!

by The Meme Lord Of All Memes August 11, 2016

schwag dankus

Oxymoronic description of the simultaneous relation to a positive experience such as being high going along with the music . A performance that increases a high based off the performance of the live act .

We got Schwag Dankus’d so hard when that shitty DJ got off and the better one came on .

by Jj champagne January 15, 2020

dankus memeus

A rich old man that is turning in to a dank meme.

Me: Hey is that dankus memeus?
A random guy: Yes it is.

by Joakurr May 15, 2016

el dankus chronicus

an especially potent (as in knock your shit off) weed that will keep your high ass on the couch for twelve hours eating munchies and watching peasant vision cause you spent all your money on it.

pass the el dankus chronicus this way man i'm in need of some serious thc stimulation man

by sacannah January 28, 2008