dickpression

When the ration of women to men is 2/3 and you haven't had sex in a real long time. Its basically the dust bowl for dicks, hard to find and lacking in variety.

I haven't had sex in so long and there are seriously no guys around, its the god damn dickpression.

by yourkneedhasarrived November 8, 2016

dickpression

the state of being dickpressed due to lack of dick in ones life or shrimpy dick

This bitch has dickpression because her fuck buddy has a chode.

by enslavedimmigrant7 September 27, 2017

dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar October 5, 2016

Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

Duckpression

When you buy ducks in college at TSC and play with them for hours everyday with your friends and their duckies but end up having to get rid of them because your landlord caught you (plus they smelt bad and grow really fast) and after their gone you realize how much you really did love them.

The girls of Garman Ave suffered severe duckpression.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

Davepression

The feeling of coming back to the real world after an amazing Dave Matthews Band show or weekend full of happiness and joy. Take me back please….

That Gorge Labor Dave was amazing! Now that I’m back home, I can feel the davepression setting in.

by DreamingTree September 7, 2021