Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

dankins

noun for something bomb...like food

I'm going to go get some dankins. or, Ryan's fried rice is the dankins.

by sbv October 26, 2008

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013

Dangling Pineapple Pizza

A delicious variant to the traditional Papa Murphy's Stuffed Crust Hawaiian Pizza. The original stuffed crust Hawaiian pizza was renamed to the Dangling Pineapple Pizza in 2014 after a Georgetown, TX Papa Murphy's location worker was discovered adding a little something extra to the original Stuffed Crust Hawaiian by dragging his scrotum across the pizza. It has since become a tradition and enjoyed by many a Texan.

Dude I am starving. Want to grab a pizza and head home?
Yea bro. Let's head to Papa Murphy's and pick one up and take home.
Sweet! I love the stuffed crust Hawaiian.
They don't have that any more bro!
Why not?
Remember the scrotom drag is now added just prior to pick up. It's now the Dangling Pineapple Pizza.

Even better!

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2014

danglin' diner

male genitalia, penis.

That chick could not handle my portion of my danglin' diner,due to it's massiveness.

by EH of HB November 26, 2007

Dangling disco biscuit

this occurs when a man hovers over a woman laying at the edge of the bed. The meat is then dangled towards the eager mouth. Finally u drop the disco biscuit in said mouth. Thus executing a text book dangling disco biscuit.

Tylers mom was laying on the beachchair which gave me the perfect opportunity to hit her wit the dangling disco biscuit

by TitsHemmingway February 22, 2011

the darkling

the hottest and the most fantastic villain ever

“i will strip away all that you know, all that you love, until you have no shelter but me”- the darkling, ruin and rising

by darklina September 19, 2020