dangology

Dangology is the science behind the "fold and tuck" that is used when McDonalds employees hand out brown paper bags of take away goods.

A good danged bag (aka 'a dang good bag') will have its corners folded down parallel to the sides of the bag, with the folded part being affected by the contents of the bag.

Official Use:

McDonalds Boss : Dang that bag!
McDonalds Employee: what? i did!?!
Boss: Dang the bag!
Employee: i already did!
Boss: DANG THE GODDAMN BAG
Employee: ok! i will! jeez!

Boss: Ok, Tim. Dangology 101 today. You ready? Set? DANG IT
*Tim dangs the bag in 2 seconds*
Boss: TOO SLOW

DANG Use:

'ARGH DANG IT! FLIPPING OPRAH STILL THINKS SHES HOT! GET A TAN!'

by HollyJolly March 9, 2009

Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.

Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.

by One Two February 7, 2008

Dangling dice

To dangle or swing your testicles.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead? (Dangling dice)

by wallovt January 20, 2012

Dangling Seabiscuit

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.

"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."

by Not that Guy you think May 12, 2019

dangdangroba

a popoular vido game amogus the youths
🆘picious murderers and smart detectives througgout 3 games make good game with ridiculously long playtime

do you know who’s inoski?
From where
dangdangroba

by tortilla simp May 6, 2021

Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013