Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.

I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

by Damascus Dan August 22, 2020

Damascus

The best city in the entire universe. It is the capital of Syria and is the oldest continuosly inhabited city in the world.

Person 1: Have you been to Damascus, Syria?

Person 2: No, but I hear it is extremely beautiful and is filled with lots of history and nice, genuine people.

Person 1: You got that right!

by imar December 28, 2007

Damascus

A shitty town in Maryland, over-populated by cows and rednecks.

1) "There's nothing to do tonight...Damascus sucks" ... "I know! Let's go tip some cows and run around in the Gardens".

by Mitch2742 April 27, 2006

Damascus

A small town overpopulated with rednecks, farmers, and conservatives that also has a heroin problem.

Person 1: Hey, let's go buy some beer and tip over some cows
Person 2: We can't, we're in Damascus.
Person 3: Someone say heroin?

by supremebagel_overlord June 3, 2016

Damascus Pile Driver

When a man receives a standing blow job while holding the giver upside down. When climax is reached, the woman is dropped on her skull, rendering her unconscious.

That gymnast weighed 65 pounds, so I got to hand out my first Damascus Pile Driver.

by Shaken not Sturdevant October 28, 2006

damaso

One who is a puppy hater, one who loves to talk of the gruesome demise of cute puppies. Usually metro, and well-versed in his native tongue.

The damaso, after drinking a cup of cheap Italian coffee in his wing back chair,contemplated how to verse his Daily Discovery full of puppy mutilation.

by Student who has recieved too many low grades March 10, 2004

Damasca

An independant game project, located at www.webpages.34sp.com . Still in development, but rolling along nicely.

The Damasca project needs artists!

by Ceyne May 4, 2003