daffynition

A comical, or at least absurd, definition. Such a definition makes sense from some facetious or offensive point of view.

Calling the Rolling Stones a landslide would be a daffynition.

Many of the UrbanDictionary defintions about alternative lifestyles, politics, and religion are daffynitions.

Daffynitions are the basis for many common euphemisms.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Daffa

A guy who usually has the biggest dong of the friend group, he also has the best smelling cologne.

"I had a great time with a Daffa last night, his cock was massive"

by utopeeuh March 18, 2021

Daffah

something weird, abnormal, out of the ordinary.

"Wow! Your handwriting is very daffah!"

by Her February 23, 2004

Daffny

The cutest, funniest, and sweetest girl you will ever meet. Very talkative but talking to her is fun. Likes books and is cute when angry. Has a great personality and is very energetic. Is a great friend; you'd be lucky to be friends with a Daffny. Most of her jokes are corny but she gets really happy when somebody finds them funny. When you have a bad day, go talk to Daffny and you'll feel better. She always has fun stories to share. Everybody loves Daffny, it's hard to not like her.

Daffny is so short, sometimes it's hard to believe she's actually a highschooler.

by S ecret February 2, 2020

Daffa

A person that will typically order the most expensive food on the menu as long as you’re paying.

“Yo what are you gonna order?”
“Oh I’m just gonna do a daffa”

by dcitonarry September 1, 2018

DanFan

DanFan is more supreme than Kobe Byrant, way above Lebro James, 1,000 times better than Michael Jordan, 1,000,000 times better than Justin Timberlake. A noun; person, place, thing, or idea. The best I ever had. An amazing, smart, incredible, dazzling, marvelous, prodigious, special, clever, funny, sweet, generous, caring, sexy, tall, buff, animalistic, crazy, wild, guy! One can be found within 414,454,894,274!

Danfan is better than Kobe Byrant

by nelldo June 13, 2009

Daffaro

Daffaro is a person of riddles, he keep his feelings and thoughts on his own. But, he is a genuine person and always cared for the people around him. Daff, let's go on a night ride together when we're back in Jakartaa!

Where are the good places in Indonesia?
Idk, just asks Daffaro

by 4miiya December 3, 2021