Your mom & dad gay together

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by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

"Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing

When your parents constantly say to ask the other parent when you ask something, making you stuck in a loop.

"Mom and dad, will you please stop "Ask your dad" "Ask your mom"ing and just say yes or no?"

by Da_Goat_1 October 9, 2025

Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom

Informal terms used to refer to parents who are siblings who inbred.

"My parents are both siblings who inbred to have me so they're my uncle dad and aunt mom."

by Ekker July 29, 2022