by milm August 27, 2008
"I just need to know when to be there; when the stars come into alignment and your flux capacitor lets you finally sate your meteoric greed for crotch-dachshund. I wouldn't want to miss it and cause a paradox or something." - Dave Strider from Homestuck
by Histrionic Historian January 29, 2011
by Gallerist January 09, 2021
Last night i was really hungry but Erica wanted to have some sexy time first, so I grabbed some JIF and gave her a sticky dachshund.
by gingerspice1398 July 19, 2011
A way to describe a party, club, or other get-together as being populated by a vast majority of males. In other words, a sausage fest or brodeo.
I went to Stacy's party, but left early because there was more sausage there than a dachshund convention!
by Senator Sexy September 15, 2007
A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
by sofacall July 22, 2009
hey, i bumped into a hot guyfriend that i've been thinking about for weeks. feel so flushed with anticipation, because he said he wanted to play hide and seek with me and his 'commie dachshund', this saturday night.
by wamazon February 09, 2011