Did I ask

The most annoying "come back" ever made. Usually used by 9-12 year olds.

John: Look, Daniel you have to do something, The project is due tomorrow and you haven't done anything.
Daniel: Did I ask?

by Infernoflame June 22, 2021

Did I ask

If some one writes this they hate you and you should hate them . It is the most obnoxious thing ever

“I just got new shoes.” “did I ask.”

by Ahumanwhatdoyoucare February 21, 2021

did i ask

a common saying when someone that annoys you tell you something and you say “did i ask”

billy- my parents are getting a divorce
Jackie-did i ask?

by chloianna December 11, 2019

Did I Ask

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up

by boi_im_really_bout_to_get_yo_p November 4, 2020

Did I ask?

An comeback that is nearly impossible to counter, as it’s so blatant and often catches its opponents off guard.

“I just got a puppy for Christmas! This is the greatest day of my li-“

“Did I ask?”

“...shut up Stewart.”

by ARC Trooper 5555 March 16, 2021

Did I fuck

I didn't (emphatically)

House mate 1: "Did you take out the trash?"

House mate 2: "Did I fuck"

House mate 1: "For fuck sake"

by Joost911 June 11, 2011

Did I Stutter

When you tell someone something in a perfectly clear voice and they don't understand it or hear it correctly. Or they may say, "what did you say?"

Your response is, "did I stutter?!" And say it in a sharp tone...

Jenn: I think you smell like a wet fart.

John: What did you say?

Jenn: Did I stutter?!

by Sidez June 27, 2008