DDF

Distance Distortion Function

When a girl is really hot from far away, but when you get closer, u realize dat she aint dat hot! the distance made her hot.
Whoa, dat girl suffers from DDF
by OhFace485 December 12, 2006
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DDF or "Ding Dong Fever": A condition in which one has an addiction to the ding dong.
by blah April 15, 2003
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Don't do feelings
Msg: I like her but after my ex, I ddf.
by Partially Hopeless February 02, 2018
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A DECA doll face or DDF refers to the best type of DECA girl you could ever meet. She is amazing, witty, beautiful and hillarious. This type of women is very prominent in the business world and sets high standards for herself. She'll probably be your boss someday.
the best type of DECA girl you could ever meet; not a DECA slut

ex. Wow look at the DDF! She is smart and hott!
by ashdaksdhal February 11, 2008
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Dog Dick Funny, cause we all know how funny a dog's dick is.
1. OMG, that was so DDF!
2. Get your DDF face out of my sight!
3. I've heard some funny jokes, but that last joke was just DDF.
by Stroh May 01, 2008
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DDF is a look on the face similar to RBF but with an added rancid, un-groomed taste of a dirty, bitter possibly un-cut dick lingering on the taste buds.
by Stinky&TheJew December 07, 2019
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