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Catism

New religion of cat worship in which the god you pray to is the sphinx.
7 commandments:

(1) NEVER run, if you can walk.
(2) NEVER walk, if you can stand.
(3) NEVER stand, if you can sit.
(4) NEVER sit, if you can lie down
(5) NEVER stay awake, if you can be asleep
(6) Thou shalt never harm a feline
(7) Love all cats, and treat them as if they are people too.
I used to think she was just lazy,until i saw she followed Catism.
by Rana Ayvaz April 21, 2008
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Cuntism

Cuntism - The act of becoming involved in or performing the act of douchebaggery after a short period of time, with little to no logical reason other than the attempt to make oneself look superior to an individual or group, when in fact they make themselves out to be, but not limited to; hypocritical, ignorant, borderline retarded, and/or butthurt with extreme prejudice. Once the act of Cuntism begins, it spreads to those of feeble mind, multiplying it's senseless effect to those it infects.

It's a common affliction, easily combated and refuted by simple common sense and basic logic, though it is not uncommon for the individual or group performing the act of Cuntism to be completely oblivious to the stated facts and reasoning, at which point it accelerates the degenerative processes in the neo-cortex of the mind, furthering them down into pure unadulterated idiocy, it is not un-common for those performing Cuntism to completely boil down into a fit of raw butthurt and blind rage, at this point, simulating a child's temper tantrum, this is the weakest state they can be within, their idiocy at this point can break all known barriers and be hazardous to the health of those around them, and themselves.
"Wow, dude chill with the Cuntism, it was just a joke."

"That 10 year old started using Cuntism and made himself look like a dumbass when he lost at Call of Duty."
by Chargersphinx January 26, 2014
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Cutis

You call someone this when they are doing something cute and wholesome or they look cute and like this emoji 🥺
You’re such a cutis

That was a such a cutis moment
by Brando42069 March 2, 2020
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Buzz Cutish

That disgust douchenard-esque guy that we speculate is gay just got a buzz cutish. Definitely gay.
by ewgross September 28, 2010
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cubism

an art technique, mainly used and developed by Picasso, provides an absract image by using straight lines or distorting the picture by moving things about.
-what the hell is that
-Cubism
by LibertineCubist August 2, 2005
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Psycho Cuntism

A psychological condition experienced by women, usually while on their period, but can happen at any moment. A women experiencing psycho cuntism is likely to smash your windows, flatten your tires, or stab your eyes out.
Stephanie flattened the tires on my jeep because I was 5 minutes late, she must of had an episode of psycho cuntism.
by cyroup August 3, 2012
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Catism

The movement for cat liberation and freedom from oppression at the hands of privileged humans in our unequal society.
Catism is if you decide to kill a cat, you will either be put down or you will spend life in prison. Cats also deserve the right to vote and have their own health care. Cats deserve equal marriage rights as well as their own reality show. We need to give cats equal representation in the government. There are unfair barriers in our bureaucracy that keep the cats glass ceiling low and unbreakable. If we want cats to move forward in our society we need start breaking down these barriers so cats can move forward with their lives. "Rights are not gifts from one man to another, nor from one class of men to another. It is impossible to discover any origin of rights otherwise than in the origin of man; it consequently follows that rights appertain to man in right of his existence, and must therefore be equal to every man." Thomas Paine

CAT STD's are REAL!!!!
by Becka R., Ivanna P. October 15, 2013
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