Coochie Cuisine Day

Celebrated on July 1. People celebrate this day by eating coochie.

Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.

by kevin’s savior June 25, 2019

cum cuisine

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.

- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!

by Andy Lust October 29, 2013

Cuntishness

Cuntishness is the habitual studied indifference to the needs and aspirations of anyone, not yourself, where a reasonable accommodation of those external stakeholderships would, at little or no transaction cost, satisfy said external subjects needs mightily.

Dimu behaved with cuntishness when explained that he did not care that I had been sick as he required me to complete a task.

by dave4 August 31, 2018

kids cuisine

When you nut into someone's mouth and they swallow.

"My girlfriend ate a kids cuisine last night."

by PrivatePickle November 6, 2017

cubism definition

cubism is a type of autism that makes people look like minecraft characters

person one; that kid has cubism
person two; what is cubism
person1 search it up in urban dictionary(cubism definition)

by cool A October 8, 2019

Curtis Wood

an erection that a heterosexual man gets when thinking of or from looking at another man.

I don't want you to think I'm gay, but I got curtis wood after seeing Brad Pitt shirtless in Troy.

by brownwood August 22, 2011

Curtis Ward

Curtis is the former guitarist of the deathcore band Bring Me The Horizon. He worked with them on their EP This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For, and for their first two albums Count Your Blessings and the amazing Suicide Season. Curtis was born deaf in one ear, and partially blind. As he could not afford earplugs every time he was playing he was damaging his other ear, which developed a bad ringing in it, which increased every time he played so much that he ended up having to smoke weed just to get him high enough to sleep at night.

Curtis was in a Metallica tribute band with Bring Me The Horizon lead guitarist Lee Malia (also Curtis' best friend) before they were in Bring Me The Horizon.

Curtis left Bring Me The Horizon after the Taste Of Chaos tour in America.

Stupid person: 'Curtis Ward is just a pretty face, he doesn't care about his music, he just cares about the haircut!'

Normal person: 'Fuck off, Curtis is damaging his hearing and giving up so much for this music, so if you think otherwhise you can go fuck yourself because you have no clue what shit he has been through!'

by artgenbheijin March 29, 2009