Fishfingers and Custard

The only food that the Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need....... Fishfingers and Custard!

*The Doctor gets a custard mustache*

Amelia Pond: Funny.

by heyitsyouknowwho November 5, 2011

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Custard eyes

Custard eyes is used to describe someone who is evil and drunk

Look at him look at those eyes oh there yellow eyes they are custard eyes C U S T A R D E Y E S

by Archie Tartan January 28, 2019

actin a custard

Philly slang. Young buhls who be gettin mad for no reason. Rowdy ass buhls wit some adhd type shii.

Chill on kswap tj, you actin a custard, yung buhl got da ak with jeans on and da hoodie for real

by JamesMilano September 17, 2020

Chubby Custard

A still strong, but much less harsh way of calling somebody overweight.

Usually used for banter purposes between friend groups.

John: Hey Alec, can i have a few m&m's?

Alec: You look like you've already had enough John you chubby custard!

John: :(

by Sidney Shaw October 30, 2012

master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.

I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

by PaD May 13, 2005

Friend Custody

When a couple breaks up, one person gets to keep the mutual friends while the other must find new ones because being around each other would be too awkward. The person who keeps the friends is said to be granted Friend Custody.

Bob: Why don't you come out with us tonight?

Phil: Because when Jane and I broke up, she got Friend Custody.

by thebetterfriend2 March 20, 2010