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george carlin

The guy in the Greatful Dead t-shirt and the Fuck You hat agrees with me.
by Simon Says Go Fuck Yourself February 16, 2004
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Curbinout

The new way to eat on Saturday nights during the Covid 19 pandemic. Restrictions on restaurants led to food being picked up curbside, limited seats inside, and eating in tents outside.
"Hey babe you wana get Cheng Du tonight?"

"Yeah are they fully open now?"

"Nah they still be Curbinout so I'll call ahead and pick it up curbside."
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 11, 2021
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mr cullin

the fattest shit in all of st gregories, he calls everyone son and touches people beanheads putting his crusty handsd all over you. If u mess with him u will get a shit tonne of headtouching making you get bullied for having dandruff but really it is the crust from mr cullins hands.
don't be a fokin mr cullin.
by ufta May 2, 2019
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Corn Curling

The act of inserting a corncob up one's anus.
Last night, I caught my roomate corn curling in the bathroom.
by Tony Bowls February 18, 2010
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Curving

its like ghosting but more brutal, cause they wanna seem nice, maybe they take days, or even weeks, to reply to your last WhatsApp message.

But instead of leaving you hanging (Like a ghostwrited would ), a curver will reply, but their responses will be sporadic, closed off and often apologetic e.g. “I’m so sorry for not textin, I’ve just been really busy with insert predictable excuse here”.

Of course, they really might have been too occupied with work, family, friends, or the washing up to take a minute out of their day to message to you ....... or not
it’s been seven weeks since I saw him and I’ve only heard from him five times , but I still ain’t sure if he is curving me or not!
by KJ74656 February 8, 2019
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George Carlin

May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008
Most intelligent American that ever lived.
by DonZabu June 23, 2008
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George Carlin

The funniest man in America. No wait, the world. Not only is he funny, but all of his jokes, rages, and swear words tell the truth. He's a genius, and I salute him.
"We also like bombing brown people! Not because they're terrorists...just because they're brown! Seriously! When did we last bomb white people, when was the last time ANY white people were bombed? Huh? The Germans! And that was simply because they were trying to cut into our action! Dominate the world, BULLSHIT, that's OUR FUCKING JOB! We can't make a decent fucking car, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!"

George Carlin is a genius...there's no other way to explain it.
by Fox Mantoek April 8, 2006
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