curlin

when a man takes a banana peel and heats it up in the microwave for a few seconds and then immediately jacks off with the warm, smooth peel.

mario's friend big E told him about curlin, so mario tried it and after he was finished, he slapped his friend in the face with the peel.

curlin by big trese May 20, 2007

culinarysex

A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex

Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.

culinarysex by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

Cursin_Kakashi 

A Genshin Impact / Variety on twitch.tv and an analytical chemist.

Having 290 followers as of 10/1/2023, Cursin_Kakashi (also known as "Kakashi," "Kashi," and "Gayass Kaka") has had a continuous upward growth rate since he began streaming on Twitch, becoming well-loved among fans for his outgoing personality, endlessly friendly demeanor, and overall amicability. Most experts on the subject agree that Kashi will soon hit 300 followers, a feat his many fans have been supportive of.

Outside of Twitch, Gayass Kaka works with fancy chemical stuff (of which I am not smart enough to comment on), making him automatically a smart fella, as opposed to a fart smella. His community has a very diverse basis--especially of LGBTQ+ people--with Kakashi himself identifying as LGBTQ (leading to his nickname of "Gayass Kaka").

His fans and supporters alike hope to see him grow, and we will be there with him through thick and thin.

Person 1 - "Hey, there's a Cursin_Kakashi stream today!"
Person 2 - "That's awesome!!!"
Person 3 - "himeko himeko himeko himeko oikjhyutrfdetfyhu"

Cursin_Kakashi by columbina's #1 fan October 1, 2023

Curding 

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding

Curding by Looper m January 18, 2013

Carlina 

If you know a carlina chances are she's brightened your day more than a few times with her bubbly, awkward yet cute sense of humor. In fact Carlinas can make anyone laugh. She'll steal your heart with her adorable laugh and drag you in for good with her captivating eyes. You can never be bored talking to a Carlina, everything she says will make you laugh and put you in a good mood

Dude 1: did you hear carlina at dinner?
Dude 2: who didn't? She had everyone laughing!

Carlina by James jessie March 19, 2014

George Carlin 

Perhaps one of the finest comedians that ever lived, George Carlin defined the word counterculture as we know it today. Pushing the First Amendment as Lenny Bruce did, Carlin always had something to say and if you were easily offended by what he said he would advise you to "GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE". I hope the First Amendment didn't w/ him. I will miss Georgie Porgie…

Most people are not particulary good at anything. George Carlin

If acting was hard for me, I wouldn't do it, it is something that I like to do.

If someone loves you and they leave and don't come back, it was never meant to be. If someone loves you and they leave and come back, set them on fire.

When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Heart disease has changed my eating habits, but I still cook bacon for the smell.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of church and state. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

March 1997 We use up words like "spiritual" so fast in this culture. Twenty years ago "spiritual" had a distinct meaning. But now there's a lot of jack-off thinkers who just love to talk about the spiritual. And there is a lot of bogus -- is "bogosity" a word? It should be -- a lot of bogosity in these spiritual seekers. So you have to find another way to express it. I just call it "how I fit.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm just afraid of falling from them.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

Don't confuse my point of view with cynicism. The real cynics are the ones who tell you that everything's gonna be all right.

Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done".

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.

George Carlin by BoredOutofMyMind2 June 23, 2008

george carlin 

Since 9/11, he has been the only stand-up comedian worth listening to. If not for him, we would probably have even less of a first ammendment than we have now. His message has always been that if you dont want to hear something, then you don't have to listen.

Oh beautiful, for-smoggy skies, insecticided grain, for strip-mined mountain's magesty, above the asphault plane, america, america, man sheds his waste on thee, and hide the pines with billboard signs, from sea to smoggy sea

george carlin by PhatRyan August 24, 2004