cuntputer

Exclamation used when PC crashes when in use. Usually preceeded by the word 'fucking'.

'I hate it when my PC crashes mid sente .........' Oh, fucking cuntputer!

by debra mackie April 29, 2007

cuntwatulated

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

by Vinter April 22, 2008

cuntmaster extreme

A person most vertically integrated with power and authority. Highly skilled and dangerous varient of cuntmaster.

Friend: Did you see Jamie dance last night?
Johnny: He is cuntmaster extreme...!

by Master Of Cunts May 11, 2008

cuntster

A person with power or influence, usually in public office, who abuses their position by being a cunt.
As popularised by the Whitstable garage-punk band Centurion Sect

That Michael Gove, he's a real cuntster, and to think, they run the Country

by centurionsect March 7, 2018

cuntafer

When one lives in the hollers of Kentucky begging for money and buys a bedroom suite with victims money but needs to beg for more to buy a cuntafer and sheets.

You guuuuuyzzzzzzz look at my cuntafer

by Cmcscams August 27, 2021

cuntmaster

One who is mastered at the art of cunninglus or female genital stimulation.

That boy who fingered me last night made me come in 3 minutes; he was a real cuntmaster!

by Bob Dole March 26, 2003

Cuntraversial

When someone takes an opposite point of view from someone else just to be a cunt.

Bob : "Women are like animals they don't have feelings"
Mary : "No that is incorrect women are equal to men and have to be treated with respect as human beings"
Bob : "i'm sorry Mary i think you are being cuntraversial there, i don't think anyone on the earth would agree with you there"
Mary : "what do you mean by cuntraversial Bob"
Bob : "It is when someone takes the opposite point of view just to be a cunt"
Mary : "You got me there i was only joking Bob"
Bob : "Haha thought so you got me there you slag!"

by Kelly Welly June 13, 2008