Cunto

A cunt

You're a pure cunto

by Condom Smella December 30, 2016

Cunto

Crow.
A big grumpy bastard.

Used frequently in Greenock to describe the above

Hey cunto, wits up wi ye noo?
Is the beer gerden open yit cunto?

by Mick B July 18, 2007

Cunto

Every single Celtic fan

Happening troops see that wee guy air there he's a pure mad cunto

by Condom Smella December 31, 2016

Cunto

Alternative name for Malcolm Johnson.

Malcolm 'cunto' Johnson

by mojo December 14, 2004

cunto

Substitute for "Bang" "Whallop" and similar words when referring to an impact.

she snuck up behind him and Cunto! she skelped him with a b-bat

by Da Zeg January 10, 2005

cunto diablo

A very special type of Cunto. This Type of Cunto is above every other. Generally describes Musgrove, Harrison, Damestani.

You are a right proper cunto diablo!

by real deal 83 July 23, 2014

El cunto

European influenced,more polite way of calling someone a cunt,or could be specifically used to describe someone who is both:
a)Spanish
b) a cunt

Man, check out El Cunto on hotel reception!

El Cunto and his goons came round last night!

by mau mau February 5, 2010