cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011

cunteloupe

Another word for "cunt."

Combining the words "cunt" and "cantaloupe."

Invented by Vi.

Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."

by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010

cuntmonger

A pimp... generally used in the derogatory for guys who think they're pimps, but are in fact mere purveyors of bullshit.

'I shagged that bird Angelina up the arse'.. 'yeah, I'm sure you did you retarded cuntmonger'.

by Ray-ray December 2, 2002

Cumelon

A melon grown by another melon with semen inside it.for context,i found out you can fuck watermelons and your semen makes it grow "melon kids".

"I forced my family to eat cumelons yesterday!"

by theGingerKisser512209 October 27, 2021

Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

CuntMonkey

Someone who annoys everyone around them, usually resulting in a cunt licking contest.

"Did you see mike today? what a CuntMonkey"

"God mike is a fucking CuntMonkey"

by Hamster&DaWombat November 28, 2007

Cuntmonger

1. A seller of female genitalia... for hire or purchase.
2. A person who frequents prostitutes

Jim: Man im fucking dyin to get some pussy tonight..
Bill: You need to go see my local Cuntmonger, he's the best !

by jimno1010101 September 24, 2010