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Consatious

That feeling at night after it's been snowing for a long while but before the plows come to get rid of it all. Streetlights cast a hazy orange glow on the air and you're walking down the middle of the street. No one else is outside and the only audible noise is the snow falling and accumulating on the sidewalks.
you: You know when you feel like you're the last person on earth and it's snowing and there's no one to stop you from walking down the middle of a busy street because the snow hasn't been plowed and there's no cars on the road? What should we call it?

friend: Sounds like a consatious night to me
by allkindsofanonymous January 26, 2013
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cuntious

a very posh cunt.
you are very cuntious
by haggard-ash August 14, 2009
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Cuntagious

When the symptoms of being a cunt transfer onto others and as such force others to be cunts.
I'm staying away from Arlene, she's cuntagious today!
by Nicoole February 25, 2015
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Self Cuntious

To be aware of how much of a cunt you are or are capable of being and then try to curb your cuntiness for the benefit of others.
My self cuntious is probably the reason no one's realised I'm a complete cunt. I keep that shit under wraps.
by Fortitude July 2, 2015
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Contagious Magic

A form of sympathetic magic based on the view that things once conjoined continue to influence each other when separated; thus magic performed on a lock of hair may affect the person from whom it came.
Contagious Magic is magic that attempts to affect a person through something once connected with him or her, as a shirt once worn by the person or a footprint left in the sand; a branch of sympathetic magic based on the belief that things once in contact are in some way permanently so, however separated physically they may subsequently become.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010
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cuntagious

A known cunt that effects those around him/her causing them to become cunts ie a contagious cunt.
I was fine until cuntagious cunt Des came over and got me in cuntish form.
by Dave Gal May 15, 2006
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Contagious Yawn

The result of millions of years of evolution. Originally used by cave men to signal it was time to rest.
Man Amber, your yawn was contagious...I too am tired.
by Trevor May 10, 2004
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