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Suicidal Cumshot 

The act of a female giving a male a handjob, and at the conclusion, the male cums on his own face
Jamie was giving Eric a handjob and his ejaculation hit him in the face causing a Suicidal Cumshot.
Suicidal Cumshot by Jamaal112398801 November 16, 2013
your penis turns into a water gun and you prepare it by reloading pp, and shoots white stuff or some shit idk
my bf just cumshot in me and it tasted like apple juice
cumshot by bbcmaster69 November 24, 2021

lil cumshot

a famous rapper who is has put other rappers like drake to shame, also known for his hairstyle being pure solid cum. he is also rumored to be behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
yo lil cumshot's new album 'semen demon ' just dropped and its fire!!!
when your having sex and white stuff cums out ur dick
Wow! U have a far cumshot
cumshot by yourbestfriendsgirl June 13, 2018

cumshotable 

Adj. Cum-shot-a-ble. Attractive or cute, sometimes with the appeal of innocence, enticing someone to ejaculate onto.
"That young receptionist has an extremely cumshotable face."
cumshotable by The Enthusiast March 4, 2009

Splat cumshot 

Much like Boom headshot of FPS Doug fame, Splat cumshot shows that one has achieved total dominance over someone else much like in the manner of ejaculating their face. Degrading.

Pwnee: ofmg u stoopid faygit i kno u uze hax! im guna tel da admin on u n get u band!!111eleventyone

Pwner: Splat cumshot, kthxbai.
Splat cumshot by Icky Thump January 2, 2009