Cumrag

A dirty rag used to repeatedly clean up someones cum. Can be used as an insult to slutty girls or gay guys.

Sara: Hi sammy! Please eat my pussy!!

Sammy: Get outa here you Cumrag!

Drake: Your a loser.

Nick: Fuck off drake! Lets not forget your a Cumrag.

by Nick Da Dick March 1, 2012

Cumrag Murray

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.

Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"

by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019

Disposable Cumrag

A female that you can fuck, jizz on or in (See also: Cum Dumpster), and toss her to the side because she meant nothing more than for you to bust your load.

"When I was done, I treated her like the disposable cumrag she is and told her to get the fuck out.

by Southern Fire May 7, 2011

cumrag

A dedicated towel used to wipe up cum, especially after masturbation.

John: Is that an embroidered cumrag?
Parker: Yeah, I get my cumrags from PWXhub.com.

by parkerwoodsx November 14, 2025

crusty cumrag

What you get after beating your meat in 2020 for the 1234567th time. What did the meat do to you?

Fuck. My crusty cumrag needs a wash...with my CUM!!!!

by ham s-wich February 19, 2021

cumrag

slur for men cause dats what they are. no further explanation.

shut up cumrag.

by deth2cumrgs August 20, 2020

Cumrag

Cumrag is a towel you specifically use to cum on

this is my cumrag
i came on my cumrag

by Finnegan.the.f4g December 13, 2022