cummiest

to have to most cum

She has the cummiest face of the seven girls.

by skipapottomus February 17, 2009

cummit

a streakingly fast blaze ball of jizz.

Susan:"Look honey a cummit."

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

cummitting

to cum in ones own hand (forming a mit with your hand to prevent drippage) and procede to shake hands with another person. usually performed with random members of society.

"Davy , I need some commitment."

"Sure Lesly, i dont have a problem with cummiting."

*The unfortunate break-up occured some time later*

by mmm69 October 21, 2003

Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

by Zinadean November 20, 2020

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

Cummitment

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.

Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.

by elifblc February 28, 2009

cummeister

A master of the domain of raping women. Abusing women. using women and just plain enjoying them for sexual purposes only. Highly respected yet feared in the male community

Billy Tanner: Hey hey! Paulie, THE CUM-MEISTER! Hows it hanging bro?

Paul: *shoots him*

by Big Fat Pp March 28, 2005